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huffingtonpost:

This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here. 

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shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

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mytardishaswings:

crownflame:

ahhhlec:

skaiachum:

tamorapierce:

barrylyga:

yainterrobang:

LIST OF THE WEEK: TWENTY BANNED BOOKS
Celebrate your intellectual freedom. Read a banned book.

Learn more about each book here: The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian, Looking for Alaska, I Hunt Killers, Eleanor & Park, Gossip Girl, The Hunger Games, TTYL, 13 Reasons Why, The Giver, Speak, Hold Still, Whale Talk, The Miseducation of Cameron Post, Twenty Boy Summer, Boy Meets Boy, Living Dead Girl, Fallen Angels, Vampire Academy, The Supernaturalist, A Wrinkle In Time.

For more fun lists and all things YA lit, visit our website, follow us here and on Twitter, and subscribe to our weekly newsletter!

I’m surprised when any book is banned or challenged, but the continual obsession with challenging The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian absolutely stupefies me. That book has the tamest sexual content I’ve ever seen. I’m stunned people can find anything to object to.

They banned a book about soldiers for profanity?  What’s next, a soldier’s right to breathe?

Banned books are almost consistently really good. You want a recommended-reading list, here it is.

Banned for being grammatically incorrect.

…Isn’t Speak about a girl’s haunting struggles with rape?

…”softcore pornography”

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT AND THAT IS WHY I AM SO ANGRY BECAUSE WHEN THEY SAY “softcore pornography” WHAT THEY MEAN IS AN NON-DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF A GIRL GETTING RAPED AT A PARTY AFTER THE ENTIRE BOOK BEFORE THAT IS HABOUT HER TRYING TO DEAL WITH THAT EVENT. YOU DON’T FIND OUT THAT THE RAPE OCCURRED UNTIL THAT SCENE IN THE BOOK AND IT IS PRESENTED IN A WAY THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE SHOCKING AND HORRIFYING TO THE READER. I READ THAT BOOK IN SEVENTH GRADE AND IT IS STILL THE MOST VIVID MEMORY I HAVE OF ANY WORK OF FICTION DEALING WITH THE AFTERMATH OF SEXUAL ASSAULT. SO FUCK WHOEVER DECIDES WHAT BOOKS ARE BANNED FOR THINKING OF THE EVENT THAT RUINED A YOUNG GIRL’S LIFE AND HAUNTED HER SO DEEPLY FOR MONTHS AFTERWARD THAT SHE COULDN’T EVEN TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT TO BE “softcore pornography”. 

And I have so much more I could say about some of these other banned books if it weren’t eleven o’clock at night so goodnight everyone and fuck this~!~


nmimind:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

darkest-fallen-angel:

the-one-without-the-wings:

bluelippedlifelesskiss:

castiel-winchesterr:

Still one of the coolest adverts for a tv series I’ve ever seen.

WOW, YES. 

This is THE COOLEST ad I’ve ever seen

Ad? Ummm. Do you think a freaking fire extinguisher is an advertisement for fires?!?!? The emergency demon holy water is a serious safety precaution for serious situations and should be taken seriously.

I’m picturing Sam ramming Crowley’s head through the glass

I can see Sam doing this ^ 

nmimind:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

darkest-fallen-angel:

the-one-without-the-wings:

bluelippedlifelesskiss:

castiel-winchesterr:

Still one of the coolest adverts for a tv series I’ve ever seen.

WOW, YES. 

This is THE COOLEST ad I’ve ever seen

Ad? Ummm. Do you think a freaking fire extinguisher is an advertisement for fires?!?!? The emergency demon holy water is a serious safety precaution for serious situations and should be taken seriously.

I’m picturing Sam ramming Crowley’s head through the glass

I can see Sam doing this ^ 

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professorfangirl:

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

I tried to reblog this with a witty tag, but Tumblr took it as serious advice:

professorfangirl:

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

I tried to reblog this with a witty tag, but Tumblr took it as serious advice:

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the-real-seebs:

aerialsquid:

racieb:

thatfuhkinhippie:

Do not plug in pls

oh hi i upgraded ur ram

It’s getting rid of bugs.

There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.

the-real-seebs:

aerialsquid:

racieb:

thatfuhkinhippie:

Do not plug in pls

oh hi i upgraded ur ram

It’s getting rid of bugs.

There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.

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allyourfavesareasexual:

twitter user foxylalonde telling it like it is

allyourfavesareasexual:

twitter user foxylalonde telling it like it is

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pagingme:

my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair 

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my brother left because there was no room on the chair

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rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

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releasethellamas:


evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

I HAVE TO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

releasethellamas:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

I HAVE TO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

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ejactoolate:

prayforprada:

im loving this concept

what about queefs

ejactoolate:

prayforprada:

im loving this concept

what about queefs

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