karamau5:

So today I explored the new art building at my college. I decided to see the bathroom so I went in…

And I noticed this random door inside. It was marked with a classroom number.

How Curious I thought.. So I got closer to read the classroom name and..

Wait… Is that? Does that say..

I FOUND THE ENTRANCE.

I tried speaking parseltongue, kicking the door, rattling the handle.. but it wouldnt budge.

Probably muggle trickery.. But I WILL get past this door.

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dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss

if you say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight ill appear and probably pet your animals and tell you you look really pretty and then take some stuff from your fridge and leave

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reading a foreign language you're trying to learn: lol this is easy I understand so much of this
trying to construct sentences in that language: wtf am I doing jesus take the wheel where is wiktionary


icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

I have primary fandoms, secondary fandoms, and tertiary fandoms, and they cycle in and out like electrons orbits in an atom.

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 ”So, who tells Matt? [about Karen’s departure]” {x}

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excuse me but since when did music become this big competition about taste and stuff why can’t we just listen to what we want to if you like bieber go listen to him if you like led zeppelin go ahead listen to them if you like my chem go ahead listen to them fuck if you like sex sounds made by whales go ahead listen to it music is supposed to be fun

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We interrupt this drama to bring you Tom Hiddleston sitting like a whore. You’re welcome.


angryintellectual:

textpostsrus:

The human body recreates itself every six months, nearly every cell and bone dies and is replaced.

You are not who you were last September.

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20 Days of Doctor Who:
16. Favorite quote

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bakerstreetbabes:

take-my-hand-jawn:

#WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS FUCKING HOLY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS #MY DAMN HEART IS BREAKING #THIS IS BULLSHIT #I DON’T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE

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Plot twist: I get a boyfriend
Double plot twist: it's a celebrity
Triple plot twist: he had a choice in the matter
Quadruple plot twist: it wasn't a dream